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CORUSCATING HELLHOLE OF DERISION AND TOILET HUMOR.

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Your name is Karkat Vantas; you are a 10 sweep old, mutant-blooded troll and you don't know what the hell you're doing.
i wouldnt say relinquished but id say brownie points WOULD be a thing

I AM NOT SINGING THAT STUPID SONG TO YOU, AND I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT IT’S RANKING AMID OTHER TRENDING POP SONGS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO “SOMETHING ABOUT A HORSE,” “FIVE STRONG MINUTES OF CLAPPING,” AND “GENERIC BOY BAND SONG FUELING TWEEN MANIA.” 

timetechturntables: talk trumpet to me

LET’S SAY I HUMOR THIS DAVE, THEN WHAT. THEN! THEN—WHAT?? 

IN THE QUIET REPRIEVE OF MY APARTMENT FROM WITHIN THE DEPTHS OF THIS ASS-MOLD OF CLOTHING AND BLANKETS I’VE SNUGGED QUITE NICELY INTO, LET’S SAY I TALK TRUMPET TO YOU, WHATEVER THAT MIGHT ENTAIL. I COULD PULL UP A YOUTUBE CLIP OF AN ACTUAL TRUMPET JUST AS EASILY AS I COULD ZEALOUSLY THROW BACK MY HEAD AND EMIT A SIMILAR NOISE FROM THE FAR ENDS OF MY WRETCHBALDER, FURTHER SUPPLEMENTING THE NEIGHBORS’ OUTRAGEOUS IDEA OF DRAWING UP A PETITION TO FORCEFULLY REMOVE ME, *ME!*, THE LOCAL ALIEN, FROM THE PREMISES. UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM I CAN SAY THEY’RE IMPEACHING MY RIGHT TO ALIEN SHIT, WHICH THEY CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT BECAUSE ALIEN SHIT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY KNOW PLUMB FUCKING SQUAT ABOUT FOREVER, END OF STORY 

SAY I HUMOR THIS REQUEST INSTEAD OF JUST BONKING YOU WITH THE NEAREST BLUNT INSTRUMENT. THEN WHAT DAVE??? HAS OUR FRIENDSHIP RELINQUISHED ITS BALMY GRASP OF “PALFARTERS EXTRAORDINAIRE” TO CLAMBER UP ONTO THE TRIUMPHANT PLATFORM OF THE UNITED “EGOSTROKING BRUHS 4 LYFE”? 

CLEARLY I NEED SOME GUIDANCE ON THE MATTER. 

tom-j:

Will Smith discusses his family’s visit to the White House (x)

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Take me on long walks and to warm coffee shops.

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Ten Word Story #14 - Ming D. Liu 

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

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I ignored your aura but it grabbed me by the hand, like the moon pulled the tide, and the tide pulled the sand.

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Talib Kweli

Everything you love is here

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realgucci:

“The Prince of California Cool”

realgucci:

“The Prince of California Cool”

[12:59] — arsenicCatalyst [AC] began trolling carcinogenicGallantry [CG] at 00:59 —

[12:59] AC: :33 < hi!

[01:00] CG: HEY.

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