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CORUSCATING HELLHOLE OF DERISION AND TOILET HUMOR.

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Your name is Karkat Vantas; you are a 10 sweep old, mutant-blooded troll and you don't know what the hell you're doing.
witchoria:

It was written in the stars.

witchoria:

It was written in the stars.

abnest:

i came out of the shower and wrapped myself in my vibrant red blanket and my room mate giggled and then got a very serious expression and whispered “karkat.”
i waited for an explaination but all she did was mutter “it’s red” before walking out of the living room.
and all i could think was, what would karkat look like, post shower, wrapped in a little blanket at 11 pm? and why is my room mate making homestuck references when she’s not really into homestuck?

abnest:

i came out of the shower and wrapped myself in my vibrant red blanket and my room mate giggled and then got a very serious expression and whispered “karkat.”

i waited for an explaination but all she did was mutter “it’s red” before walking out of the living room.

and all i could think was, what would karkat look like, post shower, wrapped in a little blanket at 11 pm? and why is my room mate making homestuck references when she’s not really into homestuck?

moggettt:

Friend, leader

moggettt:

Friend, leader


Under the Tuscan Sun [2003]

Under the Tuscan Sun [2003]

gratuitouscoloring:

4S HORR1BLY D3PR3SS1NG 4S TH4T 1S K4RK4T

YOU DO L1V3 TH3R3

TH4T 1S TH3 D3F1N1T1ON OF L1V1NG

SURE WHATEVER, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T AGREE THAT THIS PLACE SUCKS. 

SHOCKINGLY, THERE’S AN ENORMOUS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOCKING AN INSIGNIFICANT ALIEN PLANET A HOP, SKIP AND A UNIVERSE AWAY AND ACTUALLY BEING GROUNDED THERE IN A MINIMUM-WAGE JOB. 

THE SUM OF THAT DIFFERENCE EQUATING TO BOTH PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE AND BLATANT PHLEGM-LOBED SPITTINGS ON THE VERY CONCEPT OF MY EXISTENCE ON EARTH AS A TROLL, FOLLOWED UP WITH REGULAR INTRUSIONS OF MY PERSONAL SPACE SINCE MY HORNS, EYES, AND SKIN ARE APPARENTLY AN ADDITIONAL THREE WONDERS OF THE WORLD THAT EVERY JANE AND JOE AROUND HERE DESPERATELY HANKERS FOR A PERSONAL WHIFF OF 

IT FUCKING BLOWS IS WHAT I’M SAYING.