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CORUSCATING HELLHOLE OF DERISION AND TOILET HUMOR.

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Your name is Karkat Vantas; you are a 10 sweep old, mutant-blooded troll and you don't know what the hell you're doing.
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It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once.

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Midnight thoughts (sometimes I’m a mess)

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

FAVORITE MOVIE SCENES (no order)
“Sharpening your pencils?” - Easy A
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I admire people who have the ability to touch you and still be thousands of miles from your presence.

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William Chapman 

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)


meddlingfashionista:

I’M NOT IN THE SPIRIT I JUST SAID I’M NOT A FAN I DELIBERATELY BLOCK OUT YOUR ASS-ORIENTATED REBLOGS.

No You Misunderstand

I Approve Of The Fact That You Block The Tag

As Opposed To Complaining Every Time It Shows Up

OH RIGHT. 

HEY, YOU ACTUALLY TAG YOUR SILLY SHIT AND SO LONG AS I’M NOT FORCED TO LOOK AT IT I DON’T CARE HOW YOU SPEND YOUR WEDNESDAYS. 

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YOU S4Y 1T 3NOUGH TH4T 1 C4N COUNT 1T 4S BR4GG1NG!

NO I DON’T! IT’S WAY MORE LIKE A FIGURE OF SPEECH THAN IT IS BRAGGING. IT HAS TO BE *DELIBERATE* TO BE BRAGGING, WHICH…

HEY…………

ISN’T THAT WHAT YOU DO???????

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W3LL

TO B3 F41R YOU H4V3 B4D T4ST3 1N TH1NGS SO TH3 T4ST3BUDS CL41M 1S OUT

BUT YOU DO BR1NG UP YOUR “1MP3CC4BL3” H34R1NG QU1T3 OFT3N WH3N YOU C4NNOT B3L133333V3 WH4T YOU 4R3 FUCK1NG H34R1NG!!

4ND TRUST M3 1 KNOW

1 C4N SM3LL YOU 4LL TH3 W4Y FROM H3R3

YEAH SURE WHAT THE FUCK EVER I EAT OATMEAL AND OTHER BLAND SHITTY EARTH-MADE PRODUCTS I GOT IT, BUT HOW ABOUT THIS: BITE ME. 

AND I DON’T EVEN SAY THAT THAT OFTEN. JUST EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WHEN I “CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M FUCKING HEARING.” 

NO YOU CAN’T. 

lunartaurus:

The following is a WIP of a master list of every page of Homestuck that Karkat was directly involved in, mentioned, or referenced:

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You must love in such a way that the person you love feels free.

- Thich Nhat Hanh (via lovequotesrus)

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K4RK4T HOW 1S 1T TH4T 3V3RY T1M3 W3 T4LK YOU M4N4G3 TO WORK 1N SOM3 QU3ST1ON 4BOUT HOW 1 SM3LL

1 TOLD YOU OV3R 4ND OV3R 4G41N TH4T YOU JUST DONT G3T 1T!

4CC3PT TH4T 4ND 4CC3PT TH4T YOU SM3LL L1K3 SH1T

HEY I’M NOT THE ONE WHO ALWAYS BRINGS UP HER SNOTTY NOSE DURING LITERALLY EVERY CONVERSATION, THUS FORCING ME TO AGAIN ADDRESS SMELL. GUESS WHAT TEREZI, NOBODY ELSE EVER DOES THAT! NOBODY!! YOU DON’T SEE/SMELL ME BRINGING UP MY IMPECCABLE HEARING OR TASTEBUDS ALL THE TIME DO YOU?? NO!!!!

SHUT UP I KNOW I DON’T SMELL BAD, I’VE SMELLED ME BEFORE, I’M SMELLING ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW. 

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU ACTUALLY SMELL, OR SHOULD I JUST GO AHEAD AND ASSUME YOU’RE SCREWING WITH ME.

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W3LL Y34H YOULL 3ND UP R41S1NG SOUR PL4NTS OR SOM3TH1NG BUT WHO C4R3S!!

M4YB3 1F YOU ST4Y TH3R3 LONG 3NOUGH YOULL ST4RT TO SM3LL GOOD 4G41N

YEAH I DUNNO IF THEY’LL ACTUALLY WILT OR SOMETHING IF I FUCK THAT UP, BUT I HAVEN’T WORKED THERE LONG ENOUGH TO FIND OUT. 

I SMELL JUST FINE. YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT I BATHE REGULARLY, RIGHT? I USE SHAMPOO AND *EVERYTHING* THE ENTIRE NINE FUCKING YARDS OF FRUITY TOOTY BATHROOM PRODUCTS LINING THE WALLS OF MY ABLUTION BLOCK. SMELLING BAD IS NOT MY FORTE OK, AND IF YOU GET A WHIFF OF ANYTHING SECONDHAND OFF OF ME IT’S BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE SAME APARTMENT AS YOU-KNOW-WHO, WHO MIGHT AS WELL BE USING A GARBAGE SACK AS A LOOFAH. 

WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK DO I SMELL LIKE TO YOU? DO YOU SMELL THE SOAP I USE OR THE COLORS OF THE CLOTHES I’M WEARING??