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CORUSCATING HELLHOLE OF DERISION AND TOILET HUMOR.

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Your name is Karkat Vantas; you are a 10 sweep old, mutant-blooded troll and you don't know what the hell you're doing.

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

hiphopclassicks:

Big Willie

hiphopclassicks:

Big Willie

gratuitouscoloring:

>:o 3V3RY T1M3

OK THAT’S BULLSHIT. YOU KNOW THAT’S BULLSHIT WITHOUT ME HAVING TO CALL IT OUT ON BEING BULLSHIT. I’M NOT CONSTANTLY RED IN THE FACE, EVEN I DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF ENERGY. 

gratuitouscoloring:

OH 1M 1GNOR1NG TH4T ON3 B3C4US3 TH1S ON3 1S SO MUCH MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG

1 SM3LL3D 4 SL1GHT T1NG3 OF 3XTR4 COLOR TH3R3 FR13ND

YEAH BUT YOU ALWAYS TRY TO PULL THAT SHIT. “OOH KARKAT, I SMELL SOMETHING!” HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU ACTUALLY CAUGHT A WHIFF OF EMBARRASSMENT, HUH?? 

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K4RK4T

>8] 1S TH4T 4 BLUSH TH4T 1 D3T3CT

NO! 

AND DON’T START A SECOND DIALOGUE WITH ME WHEN WE’RE ALREADY HAVING A CONVERSATION, I HATE THAT. NOBODY DOES THAT. IT’S TEDIOUS AND BEYOND UNNECESSARY. 

gratuitouscoloring:

B31NG LONG-W1ND3D, 1 1M4G1N3

I DON’T DELIBERATELY INTEND TO BE LONG-WINDED, SO DOES THAT REALLY COUNT? 

I JUST HAPPEN TO TALK UNTIL I FEEL I’VE REASONABLY EXPLAINED MY POSITION ON THE MATTER. AND SOMETIMES (GET THIS) I HAVE TO TALK A REALLY *LONG* TIME TO GET THE POINT ACROSS TO ESPECIALLY STUPID PEOPLE!

gratuitouscoloring replied to your post:ALRIGHT, BUT I WOULDN’T USE THE ADJECTIVE…

1 WOULD

meddlingfashionista:

You Do Not Exactly Make It Easy To Get To Know You In Any Sort Of Real And Meaningful Way

HEY NOW, THAT’S JUST BECAUSE I’VE RIPENED INTO A LOVABLE OLD COOT SO SET IN HIS WAYS THAT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST DRAFT CAUSED BY A GASEOUS RELEASE HAS ME UP IN FUCKING ARMS. 

IT’S NOT LIKE THE CRIPPLING FEAR OF BEING MURDERED OUTRIGHT BECAUSE MY BLOOD WASN’T THE RIGHT PETTY SHADE OF RED HAS MATERIALIZED ITSELF AS AN ARDUOUSLY PRESERVED HABIT OF KEEPING PEOPLE AT ARM’S LENGTH OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 

meddlingfashionista replied to your post:ALRIGHT, BUT I WOULDN’T USE THE ADJECTIVE…

I Just Meant It Is Coming From A Good Place

I CAN ACCEPT THAT, I GUESS.