timetechturntables:

thats still pretty toasty isnt it
but thats to be expected with everyone up in your business about the tags haha

NO I GIVE UP.

TAKE A SLEDGEHAMMER TO IT. 

LEAVE THAT PESKY LITTLE NOTIFICATION UP IN THE RIGHT HAND CORNER, RIGHT IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION. IT’S SIX AM AND THERE’S ONLY A CERTAIN NUMBER OF THINGS I CAN GATHER ENOUGH IRRITATION FOR TO FLING AROUND LIKE A BASKET OF DAISIES. 

  1. timetechturntables said: shhh alright i wont just chill your buns yo

CONSIDER THEM ON THE COOL SIDE OF THE GRILL. 

ill take that as a "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE STRIDER."

SPARE ME THE CRUEL INJUSTICE OF SKIMMING YOUR FECULANT HOGWASH THAT HAS THIS FUNNY POSSIBILITY OF ACCUMULATING IN MY INBOX AND MAKING IT AN EVEN WORSE SHITHOLE THAN IT ALREADY IS. 

SEE THAT DAVE? NO, YOU DON’T, BUT IT’S AN ASK FROM KANKRI JUST BELOW THIS ONE. 

*THAT’S* HOW MUCH OF A SHITHOLE MY INBOX IS. 

what if i sang you my favorite song?

MY NIGHT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER DOESN’T IT. 

voodooleviathan:

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THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP. 

voodooleviathan said: Nah I’m mad at you.

OK AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE YOUR LUKEWARM MEANINGLESS ANGER, SET IT ON HOLD JUST LONG ENOUGH TO TELL ME HOW YOU ARE BREAKING MY TAG. 

  1. voodooleviathan said: I rebroke it. You’re welcome.

auxiliatrixkind:

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YOU EXPECT ME NOT TO ROLL MY EYES WHEN THE OCCASION FOR IT RISES? WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?? I NEED TO GIVE MY MIDDLE FINGERS A REST.